Against the Order of Nature

A recent conversation with my housemate aka my roommate (;D) touching the topic on Elton John’s new baby and who is the biological father which leads to the term “against the order of nature”…. It seems that “oral sex” and “anal sex” are against the order of nature and illegal when comes to Malaysian law.

According to Laws of Malaysia Act 574 - Carnal intercourse against the order of nature

377A.   Any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of the penis into the anus or mouth of the other person is said to commit carnal intercourse against the order of nature.

The punishment of having carnal intercourse shall be imprisonment for a term which may extend to 20 years and also be liable to whipping. 

Interesting….. if a person licks his/her partner’s fingers is ok, why can’t he/she licks the partner’s private part?  If a man uses his finger to poke into his partner’s ear is considered “natural” and “legal”, what is so “unnatural” about using his dick to poke anywhere else?  Hmmm…..

The Theory of Gravity

I used to live in a neighborhood with many stray dogs running around.  I didn’t do this on purpose – but dogs just like to stroll in front of me.  So happen most of them were MALE dogs and they were exposing their SACKS!!  I noticed some really old dogs with their sacks hanging at the back almost touching the ground, the scene triggered me to think of Newton’s theory of Universal Gravitation.

That’s why women need supporting bras to reduce the gravity effect.  

To all my male friends who like to wear boxers, think of the old dogs with saggy balls and imagine what will happen after 50 years of gravity effect? :D