A Shitty Event

This is a very disgusting story.  It is so silly and disgusting till I cannot tahan, I must write it down.

A friend of mine (to protect his reputation and clean image as a CEO of a company, I am not going to mention his name here) has very weak stomach.  Looking for toilet after meals has become his unavoidable habit.   Despite the fact that he gets “lau sai” (diarrhea) easily, he still couldn’t resist the temptation of all kinds of delicious local food.

One day, after lunch in a shopping mall, he suddenly felt his bowel movement.  The traumatic feel was getting stronger and stronger.  Desperately in need to release the load, he dashed to the washroom as fast as lightning, only to find out all 3 cubicles in that particular washroom were occupied.  He tried very hard to hold but the pain is too intense that he could feel the heat at his bottom and it was going to explode.  He could no longer hold it.  Since nobody was outside the cubicles, he quickly pulled down his pants, turned his butt to one of the urinals and loudly let it out!!  Still no one walked into the washroom, he pulled back his pants after the “quick-do”, walked out of the washroom calmly pretending nothing happened.

I laughed so hard till my stomach pain when he told us the story.  I could imagine the 3 guys inside the cubicles must be thinking who the @#$& that farted so loudly outside?  As soon as they walked out the cubicles, they sure to discover the big pile of dump (oh my goodness…. so gross!!!! :D) in the urinal.  Surely they would curse and swear – which uncivilized bastard did such disgusting thing… HAHAHA!!!

I laughed too hard, I actually forgot to ask him whether he did clean himself and wash his hands after he finished his business :D.